Here is a corny joke.

@Polly1 (12648)
United States
December 18, 2006 11:38pm CST
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant............ "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!! The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right. Right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"
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5 responses
@tmnjyk (3486)
• Canada
17 Jan 07
Thanks for the smile:) I am feeling down right now, so this post is a good one for me to read.
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Jan 07
I am glad it made you smile.
@Justme2007 (1848)
• United States
17 Jan 07
loving it that is so corny and funny keep up the good work.
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Jan 07
I am glad you liked it.
@gewcew23 (8011)
• United States
17 Jan 07
This is really cute. Keep it up these are really funny
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
17 Jan 07
Thanks for your response.
@marciascott (25553)
• United States
19 Dec 06
I t get that's funny quit while he was a head. LOL.
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Dec 06
Thanks for the response.
@marciascott (25553)
• United States
19 Dec 06
I answer this post. lets see what happened. this computer is screwing up again.
@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Dec 06
The computer seems to be working ok now.