Sunil Pal Jokes
@shahabahmadkhan (1998)
India
December 25, 2006 3:59am CST
you can post Sunil Pal jokes if you like them, here's my favorite
I was travelling in a train, in sleepar class, i was resting on the upper berth and 2 old women of about 55 and 60 were sitting under my berth, they were discussing about their age
55 aged women ask the other, Sister, what's your age?
60 aged woman replied 20!, i was shocked,then the 60 aged woman asked the 55, what's your age sis? the 55 one replied 18!
i fell down from my berth, they asked me, what happened?i replied, i am practicing to be born
share your jokes here,
4 responses
@josephperera (2906)
• Sri Lanka
8 Jan 07
Talking of women hiding their age, this is supposed to have happened somewherer in a bus in Sri Lanka.
Two elderly women were having a big argument in a bus throwing their arms around and shouting at the top of their voices. Everyone pleaded but nothing could stop them. Then one elderly man man came and shouted "Will the older person out of you all please first explain what happened". Both the women shut their mouths. No one spoke after that.
@Rohitpatel (137)
• India
25 Dec 06
This is very funny one man. I liked it. Women always hide thier age and this joke is telling me.:D Thanks for sharing the jokes with me.:D
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts
One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
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you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children."
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**
Small Compensation
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he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
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So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches
into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
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