the 10 Commandments of Mylot
By smuggeridge
@smuggeridge (2148)
January 9, 2007 7:47pm CST
The great lord Mylot spoke to me and as your all seeing Overlord i bring you the commandments by which to lead you mylot life.
1)Thou shalt not ridicule anothers ideas or beliefs
2)Thou shalt not copy, paste or even cut anothers work and pass it off as ones own
3)Thou shalt rate all discussions one answers, whether it be positive or negative
4)Thou shalt reply fully, with adequate detail and coherency
5)Thou shalt not ask trivial and pointless questions in the soul search of money
6)Thou shalt discuss with belief and heart but never as to demean or hurt
7)Thou shalt help in their holy task by reporting wrong do-ers
8)Thou shalt enjoy mylot but never let it become their life
9)Thou shalt not spam even if the other website be offering a free crocodile
10) Thou shalt not mess with thine neighbours three legged albino cat sexually
These are the 10 commandments according to mylot, let them be your guide in you life through mylot and think of them whenever you discuss.
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8 responses
@creativedreamweaver (7297)
• United States
10 Jan 07
That was hilarious. I hope this discussion gets lots of exposure. You did a fantastic job of coming up with those. I especially like #9. Happy posting, and I will obey all the comandments. Amen.
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@smuggeridge (2148)
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10 Jan 07
thankyou, i hope people see it, i still don't quite get why some discussions will be answered by loads of people and others just disappear
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@smuggeridge (2148)
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11 Jan 07
well i thought it was all a little too serious so had to let the disgusting part of my brain out somehow, and #10 is what it came up with, worrying hey
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@Chapman15 (1492)
• United States
11 Jan 07
They sound fair enough to me! I've upheld your commandments so far... Does your neighbor really have a three legged albino cat?
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@mari61960 (4893)
• United States
10 Jan 07
Oh thank you great and glorious Overlord. This is wonderful. Now if you could only get some of these cheaters to read and follow through. Then you will have a great accomplishment.
This is pretty good, maybe we should all have to take a mylot test before we can earn money. That would at least make people read the rules.. lol
Keep up the great work. And by the way what is the punishment for breaking commandment #10 ?
@smuggeridge (2148)
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10 Jan 07
i've always felt that an eye for an eye is the best method of punishment. Think about it
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@Savvynlady (3684)
• United States
14 May 07
Although I know that#9 and #10 was just one to have us laughing, I have to say AMEN to the rest. We are here to be creative, learn and be empowered while earning something. I am grateful for this site because I can put in my two cents and still learn something. Shucks, yesterday I learned from a lady named Organic forgot the rest about juicing; now I knew there were health benefits to it, but what she explained was really good. Now I'm ready to break out my father's old juicker and get to work. We can learn so much on here.
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@smuggeridge (2148)
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14 May 07
I am glad to hear that you are making the best of your experience. Also shows that the site hasn't changed much because all of these are still relevant 5 months after they were written
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@givemechance (3794)
• Indonesia
11 Jan 07
sometimes we must listen and give atention about the tip fro aother people especially about mylot. like this comandements. this is great enough... i feel if this tip we used maybe could make us good earnings, or reputation. thank you for your advices.
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
14 May 07
I love these but you forgot one. Thou shalt not kill the discussions of others.
Thank you for sharing these Commandments with us. I personally will try live a better life according to the 10 commandments of Mylot.
@smuggeridge (2148)
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14 May 07
interesting, there have now been a few suggested alterations, however i can't have more than 10 commandments so i will have to review which are the most needed
