where have all the pens gone?

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Have you ever wondered where are all the pens?, i mean the thousands of those cheap biro pens that we all buy. In the past 2 years i must have bought at least 50 of these pens, yet as i look around my room this evening i can not find a single one, this is extra weird because i went through my pencil case this afternoon and there was at least 5 in there. OK some run out of ink and are thrown away, but most of them just disappear. The only explanation i have been able to come up with is that there must be some sort of parallel universe out there somewhere which simply takes the pens. as a replacement we are sent broken pencils. i'm not crazy, go and look around your room i bet you'll find loads of broken pencils and barely any pens. Somewhere in a parallel universe someone else is writing "why is it i keep mfinding pens everywhere and all i want is a pencil, where do these pens keep coming from!?. The same phenomenon is found with socks, in my sock draw i have at least 9 odd socks, however when i came back to university in September i had no odd socks at all. Where are they? i only ever take them off when i'm in my room so they can't have gone that far, but they aren't here, where are they!? they must be in some parallel universe wher right now everyones getting so peed off with all these excess socks that anti-sock marches are being set up to send all these disgusting socks back where they came from. So what was this post about? ... Yes thats right it was about pens and socks. Life is pretty easy if these are the worst of my problems, sadly they are not yet i still have time to spend 10 minutes writing about them, i should really get my priorities straightened out. Goodnight my fellow mylotians and remember to leave notes on your theories on the pens and socks. I shall leave by reminding you of the 10 commandments of mylot as so many of you are ignoring them. 1)Thou shalt not ridicule anothers ideas or beliefs 2)Thou shalt not copy, paste or even cut anothers work and pass it off as ones own 3)Thou shalt rate all discussions one answers, whether it be positive or negative 4)Thou shalt reply fully, with adequate detail and coherency 5)Thou shalt not ask trivial and pointless questions in the soul search of money 6)Thou shalt discuss with belief and heart but never as to demean or hurt 7)Thou shalt help in their holy task by reporting wrong do-ers 8)Thou shalt enjoy mylot but never let it become their life 9)Thou shalt not spam even if the other website be offering a free crocodile 10) Thou shalt not mess with thine neighbours three legged albino cat sexually