COMPUTER DEFINATIONS »»»»»» Funny.
By shineison
@shineison (874)
Uganda
January 23, 2007 12:55pm CST
PCMCIA ------ People cant memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN ----------------- It still does nothing
APPLE ------------ Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI ----------------- System Cant See it
DOS ------------------ Defective Operating system
BASIC ---------------- Bill's attempt to seize CONTROL.
IBM ------------------ I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM ------- Consumer device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW ------------------ World Wide Waiting
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PENTIUM -------------- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.
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WINDOWS ---------- Will Install Needles Data on Whole System
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MICROSOFT ------------ Most intelligent Customers Realise our software Only fool teenagers.
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UNIX ------------- Users are normally irritating Xenophobes.
2 responses
@totalguy (563)
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3 Feb 07
haha i like them it reminds me if when we used to kave a poster of road signd and we used to make things up about them like the sign for roafworks was a man digging a pile of rocks i guess and we used to call it a man putting up an umberella and the sign for a right hand or left hand bend would mean boomerangs flying, watch out! lol.
i got another one AND - Always Manages Data
