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This was sent to me by a friend of mine and I just HAD to share the humor! Speaking and being POLITICALLY CORRECT: How To Speak About Women And BE Politically Correct: 1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - she is a "Breasted American" 2. She is not "Easy" - she is "Horizontally Accessible" 3. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - she is a "Light-Haired Detour Off the Information Superhighway" 4. She has not "Been Around" - She is a "Previously-Enjoyed Companion" 5. She does not "Nag" you - she becomes "Verbally Repetitive" 6. She is not a "Two-Bit Hooker" - she is a "Low Cost Provider" How To Speak About Men and Be Politically Correct: 1. he does not have a "Beer Gut" - he has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility" 2. He is not a "Bad Dancer" - he is "Overly Caucasian" 3. He does not "Get Lost All The Time" - he "Investigates Alternative Destinations" 4. He is not "Balding" - he is in "Follicle Regression" 5. He does not act like a "Total A--" - He develops a case of "Rectal-Cranial Inversion" 6. It's not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - it's "Rear Cleavage"