The things kids say
By weemam
@weemam (13372)
February 19, 2007 9:15am CST
A friend sent me this this morning, I thought it was really cute, Having three boys( all grown up now) I can really imagine this happening,, enjoy xx
The Curse of Addition
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two
plus five, that son of a bi**h is seven. Three plus six, that son of b**h is nine...."His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom.""And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked."Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in math?"The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a bi**h is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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@Fishish (696)
• India
19 Feb 07
that was a good one. another one that i love, which is from the readers digest. read it ages ago.
a person saw a little boy trying to reach the door bell of a house. this fellow went and helped him by ringing the bell for him. the little kid turned to him and naughtily said ' ok, now lets run!'
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@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
19 Feb 07
Brilliant pal, thanks as always for sharing. I remembered one a friend sent to me.
A boy was sitting at the dinner table with his mum and dad, she gave him his dinner and he looked at it and said
'We've got basta*rd chicken again"
Dad was horrified at what his son had just said 'Where did you learn that word from son'
'From mum' he calmly replied when we went shopping mum asked the nice shop assistant where the basta*rd chicken was
His mum suddenly realized that she had actually said 'basted' chicken!
Out of the mouths of innocents eh!
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@CatEyes (2448)
• United States
21 Feb 07
Too funny. I heard my son in the back of the car saying as we went by houses, "thats a crappy house, thats a good house, thats a crappy house" Then I looked back in astonishment and asked what he said. He blushed and said That was a bad house? I said, right.
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@Thoroughrob (11742)
• United States
19 Feb 07
OMG!! That was cute!! Thanks fr the laugh. It made my morning.
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