Car Trouble
By sunilkonda
@sunilkonda (1215)
India
March 9, 2007 8:44am CST
Wife says, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.
I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted.
"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
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@alen0224 (527)
• China
9 Mar 07
It's a funny one, thanks for sharing.
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said," Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher." It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted," Spit them out, they're a*sholes!"
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
12 Mar 07
Pride
There were three men on an airplane. It was an African man, Mexican man, and a
Filipino man.
The African man began making conversation by telling the other two men that
his country had a lot of pride. The Mexican man said his country had a lot of
pride things too.
And then the Filipino man said his country had a lot of pride things too:
fried chicken, fried shrimp, fried squid, and fried fish!!
