Ten Things Dad Will Never Say
By MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
Australia
March 11, 2007 1:21am CST
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
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6 responses
@meljessxena (2315)
• Australia
11 Mar 07
lol, this is exactly what i was thinking to myself when i was reading it, but thought nah better not repeat it. dad's ey, you just cant love them enough.
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@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
14 Mar 07
MsTickle you are really making my day with all these jokes I'm just now finding. Where do you come up with these? :]
I love #10 because God knows, that will NEVER in a bazillion years happen with my husband or my dad or my brother - men just do not like to ask for directions but would rather drive around in circles for 3 hours getting mad.
These really made me smile - thank you so much!
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
12 Mar 07
Japanese Banking Crisis
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
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Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its
branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff
at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff
there fear they may get a raw deal.
@serndipty2 (56)
• United States
11 Mar 07
Nope I sure donot think many Fathers would ever sayany of those things , certainly not mine ...lol
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
11 Mar 07
Oh my, I thought the what a woman wants one was funny but this one has me laughing so hard I'm crying and I know I'm going to wake my son up. I'm going to be laughing about this all day I can tell. Thank you so much dear I really did need to lighten up and have some good laughs.
