Truck Drivers Breakfast
By ossie16d
@ossie16d (11821)
Australia
October 17, 2006 10:26pm CST
Truck Driver's Breakfast
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out There just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!"
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12 responses
@Tenerifelynn (575)
•
20 Feb 07
LOL what a classic! Howled with laughter at this one! Might print this out and let my brother have a copy for his friends in the Navy lol
Lynn-Marie
@KrauseHome (36445)
• United States
24 Jan 07
This is Great... I Love it, and I had never heard this one before. Thanks for the laughs :)
@sweetie88 (4556)
• Pakistan
24 Jan 07
Loz. Another joke by Ossie aunt!!!! I read it and enjoyed and unable to understand that from where do u collect such good and funny jokes. Hmmmmmm..... Anyhow, aunt! where u r???????? I am n't seeing u on mylot now-a-days. Have u lessen ur time on mylot?????? R u fine aunt???? I've been missing u since last week and thinking about sending u a private msg for greeting.
@ossie16d (11821)
• Australia
28 Jan 07
It is good that you enjoyed it sweetie. No I am not here much anymore due to other committments but all is well. Also our son has returned home for a few months, so as well as having to share the computer with him, we are enjoying spending time with him. I still come here when I can but just not as much as in the past and sometimes I am so busy checking my own discussions that I don't get around to responding to many of my friends. I am slowly getting through all of them though, but now it takes me a week or so rather than a day which shows how little time I am here on myLot at the moment.
