Do you have any joke from your real life??

My husband is very cold natured. One night he had crawled into bed and I was doing some arm exercises just before bed. He complained of being cold and I said,"I don't know how you can possibly be cold. You have on flannel pajamas, under an electric blanket and the heater is on!" He scowled at me as I was waving my arms and growled, "I think it's the wind chill factor."