400 Bricks
By fpd1955
@fpd1955 (2074)
United States
April 4, 2007 10:41pm CST
1.) Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2.) Put all your new hires in the room and close the door.
3.) Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4.) Then analyze the situation.
a.) If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.
b.) If they are recounting the bricks, put them in auditing.
c.) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,put them in engineering.
d.) If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
e.) If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
f.) If they are sleeping, put them in security.
g.) If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.
h.) If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
i.) If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.
j.) If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.
k.) If they are staring out the window, put them in strategic planning.
l.) If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from.....put them in Congress!!!
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@CaroleeKaufold (1853)
• United States
10 Apr 07
That was a great truth there, Ginger. I would be in planning
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@ColonelConclusive (316)
• United States
9 Apr 07
Yepper, that's a good one. I love jokes about politicians because I despise them so much. Most (perhaps all) are crooked and care only for themselves rather than their constituents.
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@crackhead (1826)
• India
5 Apr 07
Lol thats a nice joke .. if they broke them into pieces then information technology :)) . i am a information technology person and off course i felt like laughing at it though it was a bit sarcastic.
@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
5 Apr 07
Hey Fad....that was hilarious..thank you so much; I needed a good laugh! Unfortunately, some of it was true or so it seems out here in the real world. LMAO




