Drivers Excuses

@webeishere (36313)
United States
April 11, 2007 10:19am CST
Okay I saw this and had to post it. There was a post way back with this topic which I'd replied to. So now I thought this would be good to see. --------------- They Have Heard 'em All ------------------ AUSTIN, Texas - Even Texas state troopers on traffic patrol have a sense of humor, or at least one does. Trooper Robbie Barrera told the Austin American-Statesman that he let two speeders off with warnings because they gave him a laugh. In one case, a man in a giant chicken suit said his chicken foot got stuck under the accelerator. The other time, a motorist handed him a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card along with her license and registration. "Some things are just so comical, you have to laugh at it," Barrera told the American-Statesman. The newspaper said traffic cops hear a lot of lame excuses from lead-footed drivers. The most common one is having to use the bathroom. Eric Poteet of the Round Rock (Texas) Police Department, told the American- Statesman some of the worst excuses he's heard include: "I couldn't have been speeding; my car doesn't go that fast" and "I wasn't speeding -- my cruise control was only set at 5 over the limit." HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!
5 responses
@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
12 Apr 07
5 over isnt speeding I mean really lol. So dad which one did you do we know youve been busted speeding many many times. And I know you are a smart you know what so what lame excuses have you used.
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@webeishere (36313)
• United States
12 Apr 07
The first day I owned the old cop cars I was speeding and told the cop I was told the engine needed to be opened up or it may sieze up etc.
@dixielol (1579)
• United States
15 Apr 07
Oh, there's my jokes! I've been away for a few days so today I am going through catching up with all of my friends posts. I was wondering when I was going to find something funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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@mgmagana (3618)
• United States
11 Apr 07
those r too funny!
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• Philippines
11 Apr 07
Yeah yeah yeah i've heard about this also before. But you still made me smile! Cheers and have a nice day ahead from Francis.
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• India
6 May 07
Funny guys, i wish the cops also have a sense of humor when i am caught.