It all goes south..gravity

@raydene (9874)
United States
April 13, 2007 11:23pm CST
Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. Not able to handle being alone, she decides to kill herself and join him in death. She starts to think about quick and easy ways, and remembers about Earl's old Army pistol. With that thought, she decides to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden one of her children, she decides to call her doctor's and inquire as to just exactly where the heart could be found on a woman. Her doctor advises her that it could be found just below her left breast. Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her knee.
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3 responses
• United States
14 Apr 07
Hahha, I just about peed, that is so funny. But, if not a joke, it could be real for sure. Dang gravity and age. ++ thanks again.
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
14 Apr 07
I knew you'd like it..It hit my funny bone ...I laughed but yea it is sad too if Mildred was real...Thanks for your response.
• United States
19 Apr 07
Well dear, this was one of the best yet. Thanks for the best response sugar.
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• United States
14 Apr 07
Ha ha ha..poor Mildred
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• United States
14 Apr 07
@_@ thats um....ehh.....sad and disturbing....but i laughed lol. nice one....i think! lol
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