Dumb product labels...
By Jennifer21
@Jennifer21 (2476)
United States
April 16, 2007 9:29am CST
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
And my most favorite one, Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
What do you think of all these? I think they are so dumb, and illogical. Like, you just want to say, "DUH!"
How about you?
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3 responses
@shakeroo (3986)
• Malaysia
18 Apr 07
I always find those warning labels are really hilarious. I believe they are meant for those people who somehow put themselves into the idiots category. But then, I wonder, if they are really such idiots out there, are they able to read the warnings in the first place?
@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
16 Apr 07
HAH! Some of those are insane. I want to know who was the bright executive that thought up the hair dryer warning. Who in their right mind uses a hair dryer while taking a shower!? Kinda counter-productive, huh? Or else that person is really in a hurry to get out the door.
I understand the companies need to cover their butts but they could word it a little better. Like instead of "Do not use while taking a shower" .. they could keep it simple and say "Do not use near or in water". I mean, why stop with 'shower'? Why not also add "Do not use while swimming, do not use while taking a bath, do not use while washing the car, do not use while fly fishing..."
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I think these people who think these things up are over-paid. I want their jobs.
