Johnboy1

@Johnboy1 (304)

South Africa • Age 53

Joined myLot 19 years ago

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What's up for 2007

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 2 Jan 07

Have you made any resolutions for the new year. What are they.

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Christmas, a time to enjoy?

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 20 Dec 06

How do you feel about Christmas? I don't like this time of the year

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.....

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 14 Dec 06

10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson......

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Love is like ...

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 8 Dec 06

What is your opinion of love?

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A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 7 Dec 06

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday,...

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Prayer at work

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 7 Dec 06

Let me always know exactly where my supervisor is and when he’ll be back, Even though he never tells me these things, and Lord, when the year ends, please give me the foresight not to throw out records that will be asked...

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Veggies or chocolate?

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 7 Dec 06

I know that one should eat vegetables as it is healty for you, but i don't enjoy eating it. I prefer chocolates.

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For those at work.

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 7 Dec 06

Dear Lord, never let me loose my patience, even when my supervisor had me searching files for hours for the report that later is discovered on his desk. Give me the intelligence of a professor, although my education...

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Merry Christmas!!!

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 7 Dec 06

A bit earl y I know, But I have thousands of poor and ugly friends, so I 'll start with the SEXY and SPECIAL one's first!!!!

Have you ever seen the rain?

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 6 Dec 06

Can you remember from which well know song this lines is, and who sang it?

An employee's prayer

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 6 Dec 06

Dear Lord, help me to do my work well, to have the memory of an elephant, and by some miracle to be able to do five things at once- answer four telephones while typing a letter that “must go out today”, when the letter...

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Enjoy your coffee!

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 6 Dec 06

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the...

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common ???

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 6 Dec 06

Their balls are just for decoration..

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Rentboys

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 29 Nov 06

Ever heard of them. Boys standing on the street corners for men to pick them up.

Friendship recipe

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 29 Nov 06

1 cup Courtesy 1/2 cup Patience 1/4 cup Forgiveness 2 cups Understanding 1 cup Encouragement 2 tsp. Unselfishness Stir in a pinch of Praise. Add a dash of Wit and Humor. Season with Faith and Confidence, Put it in a 16...

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New Great Diet - this works.

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 29 Nov 06

I've found a great new diet and exercise routine!Take one Weetbix. Take an Aero chocolate bar. Crumble the Aero over the Weetbix. Voila! AEROBIX!

Friends - Gay or Straight

Johnboy1 @Johnboy1 (304) • South Africa 29 Nov 06

How many gay and how many straight friends do you have?