Ken_Smith

@Ken_Smith (240)

Age 39

Joined myLot 18 years ago

i live for numbers and fractions

Discussions (21)

Ken_Smith's Discussions

i love all at mylot.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 21 Jul 07

i love all at sad hq!!! i love all. i need to go home well done! to much fighting. big sillycon shite.

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young people wake my gran up with loud shouting

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 21 Jul 07

i open window and shout at young people drinking and making loud noise that wake my gran up. i enjoying mylot now had to make coorlicks laced with sherry to put back in noisy coma. i shout at scummy youth that they no get it...

i split eardrums of bad youth

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2 people

i no get any girl love for pee rod.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 21 Jul 07

i need advice on romancing of lady partners. i stop peeing out window and cut back on drinks that give me dizzy head. but what i say to start talk? they run away if i say i love them or they willy slappers and want money for lady...

love

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4 people

again i upset mylot.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 19 Jul 07

i go to bed now. i have good time tonight but i say chicken love not right and person get upset. i no mean to upset him or anybody but he get rude. person talk of animal caress and i disagree. i try to say right thing. it no...

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2 people

My grans cooking make you cut the cheese!

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 18 Jul 07

My gran make many great food stuff and taste like heaven! tonight she make old familt cabbage pie recipe which have many spices and tadte not as bad as sounds. gran fall asleep during doctor programme and smell very bad! she...

cabbages

good food

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2 people

my gran can lift a mountain.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 16 Jul 07

My gran sleep loudly now and i go for all drink to finish soon. my gran strong as ox and could wrestle yeti to ground. she loyal and teach me to love friends but snap anyone who turn on you. gran is greatest person alive. who do...

life

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1 person

what best insult you say or get?

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 16 Jul 07

i love my gran when i small and back homeland and she shout at grandpa that he old monkeybum face. he drunk as a slovakian fisherman and twice as stupid she tell him. he fall over and snore like yak with hot poker up bottom...

bad words

gran

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4 people

Iam very sorry to mylot friends

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 16 Jul 07

i lose many replies i give as i must not word meself right. i like all myloters and not want to upset anyone. i really sorry to all i upset and i stay off for a while. please dont get rid of me from friends.

friends forever

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1 person

my granny is smart in the old ways

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 14 Jul 07

my granny tell me about the old ways good and bad. she tell me never hit your woman. in old days she tell me that woman with black eye learn something new. woman with two black eye is bad wife she need to be told twice. my gran...

relationships

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2 people

i go to bed

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 13 Jul 07

i have upset my gran and others. i speak to you soon.

i love my friends

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 13 Jul 07

last week i was told i could talk to people for a while. I havbe been so successful i am so happy. This is the bwest place ever!!!!! do you know a better place?

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I fall out with scummy bus driver

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 13 Jul 07

I have holiday and gran fall asleep after listenig to much jis music so i go into town for a bottle or to of cider. bad driver say im a slow person because i have a 2 pond coin not right change, today been great i make tea and...

friends

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6 people

people tell funny things i have funny story.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 13 Jul 07

i found my grannys over sholder boulder holder in the washing basket and i laughed with blushing when i saw how big the holders were. you could fire a cannon ball with this thing. no wonder my granny walks with bent back. she has...

cannon

gran

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3 people

helo to all my good new friends

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 13 Jul 07

high to everyone i met last week and helped me to like and forget anger. i have been unable to talk during week as i work at tax office and keep gran happy at nights. she make me watch soups like easteanders with the bald...

helo

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1 person

i have never been so drunk! would you kill your granny to stay on mylot?

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

i want to stay up. i joined today at 11am and im still on. i love it . to much cider and sherry. you are all sexy people. i want you all. i have a job but no girlpartner.

friends

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3 people

i am too excited to sleep!

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

my first day on mylot and i cannot leave. everybody is great and i even upset terry who is really nice and im so sorry. i get really drunk for first time in a year because i make friends so nice. i cannot get to sleep! you are...

great

mylot

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3 people

i have to go to bed now

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

i drink so much cider i scared i pee the bed. my granny will slap my buttocks with a slipper. i am so drunk but only want to break one person. all people nice bar one. i get him when i sober up. i snap him big hairy arsewipe that...

slipper

1 person

I want to tell everyone my first day on mylot has been gorgeous.

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

Everyone has been friendly and understanding. thank you all. i just want to say thanks. thank you.

thank you

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3 people

is mylot all about being rude?

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

i am new today and very excited about all the people on mylot! but i reply to a 'terry' and he very rude and to me and another new person because i misunderstood his discussion! is the normal? i work all week and do not get out...

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I have a job, what is yours?

Ken_Smith @Ken_Smith (240) 7 Jul 07

I am new today and unsure what to say as i have never had a woman so i am nervous. I work in a tax office and like numbers. do you have a job?

job

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