Cat in a Bottle - This image of a cat in a bottle contained the following text when I received it. 'Attention, history buffs! Now's your chance to add a priceless item of Revolutionary War memorabilia to your mantel, with this amazing scale model of the U.S.S. Fluffitania — in a bottle! Thrill to this recreation of the ship they called 'The Pouncer of the Atlantic,' painstakingly hand-crafted in lifelike detail! Also doubles as a change bank! Hurry, supplies are limited! Order today! Operator Angela C. is standing by!'