Santa's Twin Dean Koontz - Santa's Twin Dean Koontz Here is the beginning: Well, now Thanksgiving is safely past, more turkey eaten this year than last, more stuffinf stuffed, more yams jammed into our mouths, and using both hands, coleslaw in slews, biscuits by twos, all of us too fat to fit in our shoes. So let's look ahead to the big holiday that's coming, coming, coming our way. I'm sure you know just what day I mean. It's not Easter Sunday, not Halloween. It's not a day to be sad or listless. It's a day of wonder. It's Christmas!