Redneck Jokes:

United States
April 17, 2007 8:19am CST
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour. You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift. You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take a bath!'' How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush". Even though I may be a redneck, I thought I should post these, they are funny. Tell me what you think of these funny jokes. I know, my ex boyfriend used to be a big redneck, he did put the transmission in the tub! He also would say he'd eat a deer if he hit it. But, that's beside the point. Tell me what you think of these jokes.
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