I need an up lift anyone else?

when ever i feel low.. i allways put some music on full blast....not the slow stuff.... but anything that can be played loud.... like green day.... my chemical romance.... even slade.. the sweet from the 70's.... and within a matter of minutes i find myself singing and dancing round the house.... ok the neighbours might think i am ready to be carted away in the funny van.... but hay....what ever makes you happy..... any way here's some jokes for you.....ok they are from the kids.....joke book what did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair? wooden you know it. why dont cats never shave? because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas rabbits can multiply - but only a snake can be an adder... ( ok i'll go now before i get shouted at for the dum jokes)