Some questions to consider..
By Chryssi
@Chryssi (828)
United States
April 18, 2007 1:16pm CST
~What color do smurfs turn when you choke them? =o
~Who do you suppose was the person to think, "That cow over there has those thingies hangin' down, think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out..."?
~Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken's butt...."?
~If X marks the spot, then why do women have "G" spots?
~Why is more than one goose called geese, but more than one moose not meese?
~Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
~If quitters never win, and winners never quit.. What smart guy came up with "quit while you're ahead"?
~What happens when you get scared half to death, twice?
~Why do they call Greenland, Greenland, when it's all ice, and Iceland, Iceland when it's all green?
~On christmas light boxes, why do they say for indoor/outdoor use only? Where else are we going to use them?
~Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
~Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get the tape?
~Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
1 response
@astroo13 (963)
• India
18 Apr 07
There were four people sitting in a train compartment: an old lady who was knitting, a young woman who was reading a book, a lecturer who was talking about his research, and his young student whom he was taking to a conference, and who was listening to his lecturer and taking down notes.
This situation continued for quite a while. The old lady knitting, the young woman reading, the lecturer talking away, and the student listening.
Then the train went into a tunnel, and the compartment was plunged into darkness. No-one could see anything. Suddenly there came the sound of a loud kiss, followed by a hearty slap. As the train came out of the tunnel, eveyone was in the same position as they had been before.
Now the old lady thought that she knew what had happened. Good for her, she thought, that young man has just kissed the girl, and she slapped him.
The young woman thought that she knew what had happened. How funny, she thought, the young man tried to kiss me, kissed the old woman by mistake, and she gave him a slap.
The lecturer thought that he knew what had happened. It's not fair, he thought, my student kissed that girl, and she slapped me by mistake.
But only the student really knew what had gone on. Under the cover of the darkness, he had loudly kissed the back of his hand, then slapped his lecturer and got away with it.
