Chicagoans have their own language!

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CHICAGO SLANG-Some of my best friends really do talk like this! 1. Grachki (grach'-key): Chicagoese for "garage key" as in, "Yo,Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if I can't git intada grach?" 2. Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a sassage sammich; when made with shredded beef, it's an Italian Beef sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun. 3. Da: This article is a key part of Chicago speech, as in "Da Bears" or "Da Mare" (the latter denoting Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's often called). 4. Jewels: Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular name for one of the region's dominant grocery store chains. "I'm goin' to Jewels to pick up some sassage." 5. Tree: The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got tree inches of snow da udder night."6. Over by dere: Translates to "over by there," a way of emphasizing a site presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at Jewel s down on Kedzie, over by dere." 7. Frunchroom: As in, "Getottada frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes." It's not the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the bungalow, it's the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe, from "front room." 8. Use: Not the verb, but the plural pronoun 'you!' "Where use goin'?" 9. BoysTown: A section on Halsted between Belmont and Addison which is lined with gay bars both sides of the street. "Didn't I see use in BoysTown in front of da Manhole?" 10. Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "Gimme a braht wit kraut." 11. Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each individual's gender. 12. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "Do ya wanna canna pop?" 13. Sliders: Nickname for hamburgers from White Castle, a popular midwestern burger chain. "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da runs." 14. "Jieetyet?": Translates to, "Did you eat yet?" 15. Winter and Construction: Punch line to the joke, "What are the two seasons in Chicago?" 16. Cuppa Too-Tree: is Chicagoese for "a couple, two, three" which really means "a few." For example, "Hey Mikey, dere any of dem beerz left in da cooler over by dere?" "Yeh, a cuppa too-tree."17. Junk Djor: You will usually find the 'junk dr aw er' in the kitchen filled to the brim with miscellaneous... but very important, junk. 18. Southern Illinois: Anything south of I-80. 19. Expressways: The Interstates in the immediate Chicagoland area are usually known just by their 'name' and not their Interstate number: Da Dan Ryan ("Da Ryan", da Stevenson, da Kennedy, da Regan, da "Ike", and da Edens.) 20. Gym Shoes: The rest of the country may refer to them as sneakers or running shoes, but Chicagoans will always call them gym shoes! ( I aleays call them gym shoes!) 21. JoeyBaggadoughnuts: Chicago Cop.