Little one's jokes

@raydene (9874)
United States
April 20, 2007 7:15am CST
For The Kids... What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!
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@mummymo (23707)
21 Apr 07
#groan# Niamh laughed at these too though! lol xxx
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@astroo13 (964)
• India
20 Apr 07
There was this man who was down on his luck and felt he needed a few drinks. He went to this bar and drank several drinks, when he was done he stood up and walked toward the door. The bartender shouted at the man, "Hey mister, are you going to pay for those drinks?" The man looked back at the bartender and replied "I already paid you," then walked out the bar. Almost immediately he saw one of his friends and told him about the bartender, "Just go in there and drink all you want then get up and leave, When the bartender asks you to pay the tab, just tell him you already did." This sounded easy enough so he went in and had several drinks, The bartender went to him and said, "Before you came in, another man was here before you, when I asked him to pay his tab he told me he already did, but I don't remember him paying me." The man replied, "I would love to stay and here your story but I don't have time, can I have my change please?"
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@alen0224 (527)
• China
20 Apr 07
Hehe...I think the second and the last are more funny than the others and I like them. Thanks for your posting and let me go on: A blond, a brunnete and a red head were invited to come on to a talk show.They were going to be told jokes to see who would laugh first. Who ever didn't laugh through all ten jokes get a prize.The red head went up, they told her a joke and she laughed. They told the brunnete a joke and then she laughed. They told the blond nine jokes then she started to laugh. After the talk show was over the talk show host asked the blond why she laughed after the ninth joke and she said:" I just got the first one!"
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