Pretty good blonde joke.
By jchampany
@jchampany (1130)
United States
April 20, 2007 12:23pm CST
T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'
He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'
She looked puzzled, and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly .
He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her
biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'
The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T . '
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, ''T-G-I-F'
means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?'
The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's
Thursday.'
Walk in Peace, Balance and Harmony
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@romance88 (29)
• United States
20 Apr 07
funny!!! but please remember that not all blondes are dumb...
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
21 Apr 07
Proverbial humor
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:
As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.
Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust.. Me
The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose.
None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie.
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