Useless but interesting facts on dumb criminals:

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I cannot believe how dumb these people can be, just read on. In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it." I just wonder how he couldv'e kept driving after he hit the pole. A reward of $1,000 was offered for information leading to the capture and conviction of a man robbing taxi drivers. The man turned himself in and demanded the reward as a result. He received a 20 year sentence for aggravated robbery instead. I wonder if I wouldv'e asked for the reward to:P lol Just kidding. A couple robbing a store caught on camera could not be identified until the police reviewed the security tape. And get this,the woman filled out an entry form for a free trip prior to robbing the store. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. That sounds like good luck to me. I don't think he got away with it though, I would seriously doubt it. And this is one of my favorites. A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him. I think all of these crimals are so ridiculous, and how can they be soooo stupid? Tell me what you think of all these dumb criminals.