if ancient rome had internet...

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The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube.com. the first comment "OMG! Volcanos ROCK!" Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails. Caesar's famous "Et tu, Brute?" is available as a free ringtone. The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record 10000000 denarii. Top term searched on google = "cleopatra naked" (this is my fav) Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like "Ooops! lost another elephant today!" roman programmers moan about outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia. the colosseum is renamed the ebay colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant rome burns to the grounds while emperor Nero battles with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of warcraft...