Funny Answers For Pickup Line Clichés

United States
April 21, 2007 6:38pm CST
Men lack creativity and imagination to be original and thus, women have heard same sleazy pickup lines year after year and generation after generation, to the point when they just seem to annoy them. Here are some funny answers to such irritating pickup lines: Pickup Line: "Have we met before?" Answer: "May be, I am he receptionist at the VD Clinic." Pickup Line: "I can tell that you want me." Answer: "To leave. Yes." Pickup Line: "I think we have seen each other at someplace before?" Answer: "I had thought not going there again would avoid such accidents anymore." Pickup Line: "I want to give myself to you." Answer: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Pickup Line: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Answer: "Yes, but would you stay there?" Pickup Line: "Is this seat empty?" Answer: "If you are going to sit here, this one will be empty too." Pickup Line: "What's your number?" Answer: "See the phone book." Pickup Line: "But I don't know your name." Answer: "That's in the phone book too." Pickup Line: "Your place or mine?" Answer: "You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
2 responses
• United States
22 Apr 07
HMMM, Even though I'm a male I will have to agree with you on what you said about men and their lack of creativity, however, I was raised around all women, so I knew not to use the pick up lines. I choose to let the women come to me if they are interested in speaking to me and would like to meet me. However, in doing this I have had problems with some women not taking no for an answer. I thought it was the women that were supposed to be saying no. lol :)) I now try to avoid the bars and dance clubs since that is where I have had most of my mishaps with women trying to pick me up, literally, since I am only 4'3" tall. lol :)) Well I have rambled long enough here have a good one everybody.
@Wanderlaugh (1623)
• Australia
21 Apr 07
"Do you come here often?" "No, I prefer somewhere more comfortable."
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