Dumb Quotes
By paradisesuns
@paradisesuns (1754)
United States
April 21, 2007 6:50pm CST
Think a thousand times before saying anything. 'Slip of the tongue' or a thoughtless sentence can set the crowd laughing all around you. Though very few people are immuned to saying something silly, funny or simply dumb at one time or other in their life.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. - Alan Minter, Boxer (Deaths may be fatal but they necessarily do not need to be serious after all.)
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone, Actress (Is she clueless about what to say?)
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. - Anonymous Manufacturer (Do not fold it with the baby, please.)
The Internet is a great way to get on the net. Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate (He is certainly techno-friendly.)
Most of my cliches aren’t original. – Chuck Knox (Mine too!)
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero (Can’t they see what’s in my mind?)
1 response
@fadedspade (63)
• United States
22 Apr 07
I think the statement you made at the beginning of this paragraph is very true. I myself have made hapless little blunders without even realising it, sometimes leaving me clueless, or just down right confused at what people are laughing at. I am going to list one example of one of my blunders, but first let me give you a little inside details on what caused this blunder. I was 24 yrs old at the time and had just gotten my braces tightened, my grandmother, who I was living with at that time to help her out with rent and food decided that she was going to take me out for a treat since my jaw was a little sore from the braces being tightened. We went out to eat at our favorite restraunt when the waitress came to our table she took my grandmothers order and my great grandmothers order, then when she came to my order here is what I said:
I want a Hot Fudge Sundae, with chocolate ice-cream, quadruple hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry, please scratch the nuts.
To my dismay my grandmother caught that little blunder asked me if I realized what I had said, and when I went to repeat it I stopped at the "Please Scratch the Nuts" realizing what I had said at that point, totally turned red and started sliding off the bench. However, I did end up with a date out of it lol :))
