grab your phones...

Philippines
April 23, 2007 9:42am CST
...and paste here your most hilarious, funny, sidesplitting, hysterical, comical, entertaining, uproarious, riotous, mirthful, amusing JOKES!!!... like this: Dracula asked God, "Can you please reincarnate me into a white angel but still suck blood?..." God said "Ok." And turned him into a sanitary napkin with wings!!... Ü
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mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
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23 Apr 07
lol kirsten I enjoyed that - sorry can't oblige with jokes off my mobile - most of the ones I get sent are too crude to post here! xxx
kirsten_08
@kirsten_08 (147)
• Philippines
26 Apr 07
hmmm... better be sending that through my cellphone!!... are you a filpio?!... godspeed, mummymo!!... Ü
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mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
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26 Apr 07
fraid not kirsten - I'm in Scotland and I get lots of these messages through text - some of them make me laugh but others make me blush! lol xx
Purgy22
@Purgy22 (91)
• Philippines
27 Apr 07
Are you a filipino? If you are, then you'll probably get this one. There was once a mirror that killed anyone who lied: FVR: I think I don't smoke. (killed) Cory: I think I hate yellow. (killed) GMA: I think I'm tall. (killed) Erap: I think...(killed)
mlgb_24
@mlgb_24 (638)
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27 Apr 07
hahaha, that's really funny! LOL!!