10 Ways to Have Fun at a Drive Thru
By gleznov
@gleznov (391)
United States
April 23, 2007 11:40am CST
I found this on Helium - it had me laughing so hard I think my coworkers are annoyed... Any of you guys have more good ones to add?
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Next time you go to a drive-thru, try something new. Here are some ways to have fun:
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
4. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
5. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
6. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
7. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
8. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
9. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
10. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
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@thrwbckjay67 (2870)
• United States
23 Apr 07
I only have one off the top of my head...
when you are ordering... say only every other word as if the mic isn't working properly. For exapmple... "Can... have... number... with... no... and... large... coke." Then get indignant when you are asked to repeat it.
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
23 Apr 07
The Father, passing thru the son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy.
Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door.
After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window. "Whaddya want?"
"Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah!" replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch and we'll take care of him in the morning."
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@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
23 Apr 07
Lol those are really funny! One time in a drive-thru I actually saw someone go through without a car. I thought that was pretty strange. Apparently my dad tells me he has done that as well...apparently it's not that uncommon! Either way, your list made me laugh! I can see myself doing some of those, but I'm one of those people who gets embarrassed really easily so I could probably only do it if someone else was with me! Lol!
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@mitchb (254)
• United States
23 Apr 07
having worked fast food for a few years I think I have encountered almost all of those.
They did forget my all-time favorite: Get drunk and pass out in line while waiting to order.
*I don't condone drunk driving but it was fun to call the cops on them.
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