Dear Abby

@raydene (9871)
United States
April 23, 2007 8:12pm CST
Ask Abby Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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8 responses
Stephanie5
@Stephanie5 (2946)
• United States
24 Apr 07
OMG!!! Those are hilarious!!! I'm going to have to forward those onto my aunt, she will probably have to read them a couple times to "get it" but then she will laugh her booty off! I'm still laughing...thanks!
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raydene
@raydene (9871)
• United States
24 Apr 07
That will be great..I hope she likes it..Pass on all the laughs you can...We need laughter in this world.
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kathy77
@kathy77 (7485)
• Australia
24 Apr 07
Oh dear this was a funny Dear Abby versus I have read here today. and especially the last one where Dear Abby did not even know him enough to discuss money with him.
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raydene
@raydene (9871)
• United States
24 Apr 07
It's so silly isn't it.I laughed my head off.
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Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
24 Apr 07
Hahahaha I like it But do you know one of these I have actually seen something similar in a Problem Page I was quite amazed lol
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astroo13
@astroo13 (963)
• India
24 Apr 07
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath. The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub. Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax... Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"
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mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
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25 Apr 07
Some more that are just too funny to be made up! lol xxx
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yxinxin
@yxinxin (467)
• China
24 Apr 07
Humour! But I don't quite understand the second one, and who is Abby? Why ask her?
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infobyaj36
@infobyaj36 (907)
• United States
24 Apr 07
These are too funny but I wish you would have posted Abby's responses as well. I really like the one on the pill. Too funny. thanks
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Patsie Hatley is Deceased
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
15 May 08
Raydene thanks for some laughs this is so funny and I really needed a laugh right now. Lebanese oh my word. the first one is the funniest. We all need some humor once in a while. after two' years if she didnt know her boyfriend theremust be something wrong there.haha