The Pope and the Seven Dwarfs
By laila675
@laila675 (528)
United Arab Emirates
April 25, 2007 3:16am CST
Just would like to share this one....
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope, Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope. "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question. thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No"
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe. "This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, as they begin chanting......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!".......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!".......
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
25 Apr 07
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Viciou Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets.
"What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Redneck Ba**ard Kills Beloved Family Pet!"
@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
25 Apr 07
That was great. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.
