Spiritual Blonde
By Chryssi
@Chryssi (828)
United States
April 25, 2007 10:19pm CST
~One of my friends used to tease me endlessly over being blonde. She always sent me blonde jokes. This is one of them.~
~A blonde finds herself in dire straits. Her business has gone bust, and she's in serious financial debt. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business, and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and someone else wins.
She prays again, "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I've always been a good servant to you. PLEASE, just let me win the lottery just this one time to get my life in order."
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the Heavens open and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God himself. "Sweetheart," he says, "work with Me on this.. Buy a ticket!"
1 response
@astroo13 (963)
• India
26 Apr 07
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98." said the butcher.
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150
