worst, corniest and cheesiest profession of love

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what would be the worst or the corniest or the cheesiest profession of love you have heard, or read, or thought of?! there are a lot of weird things that people can do when they're in love and most of time, they can be too corny or cheesy... and if it's sincere it could be cute.. but sometimes still icky.. heheheh! and the worst are sleaze bags, and their way or professing love is sometimes rude.. for me, the worst would be, "i love you a little bit more than her(an ex-girl friend." the corniest would be, "don't you get tired? you've been running through my mind all day long.." hehheeh! and i still can't think of the cheesiest.. maybe you know one.. how about you? what would be the worst, corniest and cheesiest profession of love?!