You are NOT going to believe this!!!

United States
April 27, 2007 11:00pm CST
Guess who called me today asking ME to borrow money???? Come on...take a guess!?! My ex-husband!! roflmao!!! I started laughing hysterically and he hung up on me! Then of course, he called back to tell me that he was serious! This was the deal he offered...If I send him $300, he will send me back $500 in two weeks!!! I ask.."Will that be in addition to my child support payment?" lmao!!! I really said "You've got to be kidding me?!? right!" I told him that I just didn't have any extra cash flow coming in and that I would not be able to loan it to him!!! (Well, that's what I wanted to say but it came out in a slightly different manner with a couple of curse words)....OOPS! Can you believe that though? He calls me and asks me for money....He better smoke another one....He's got me confused for someone else! I'm still laughing....
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Grammasherri
@sherrir101 (3670)
• Malinta, Ohio
28 Apr 07
That is a good one. LOL I think I used those same words for mine when he asked me for some. Who do they think we are? The Bank Of Ex's? Thank God mine has gotten smart (yeah, right) enough not to do it a second time. They have gotten some nerve. Divorced women with children don't have any money and why should we lend it to them if we did? I am laughing with you!
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Stephanie5
@Stephanie5 (2946)
• United States
28 Apr 07
NO KIDDING! LMAO He probably won't ever ask again...he didn't like the response he got!!! Stupid, stupid man...lol
Thoroughrob
@Thoroughrob (11742)
• United States
30 Apr 07
That really was kind of stupid of him, wasn't it? Why would he think you would loan it to him? Especially when he has child support that is due also. That is crazy!! I'm sure it just made your day!! lol
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Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
28 Apr 07
Well I am glad that you did not fall for it because if he owes you Child Support I somehow can't see you getting that money back either
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howard96h
@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
28 Apr 07
WOW, what nerve!
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princeworthy
@princeworthy (1909)
• United States
30 Apr 07
Well that is ridiculous! I would have done the same thing! Does he even keep current on his child support? I know alot of men don't. Some men huh?
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AJNAG13
@AJNAG13 (137)
• Philippines
28 Apr 07
hahaha.. that's crazy! hehehe..
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bad1981
@bad1981 (799)
• United States
28 Apr 07
Lordy, like youd really borrow him any money...he has a lot of balls to even call and ask that.
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Jacki
@apricotrains (456)
• Melbourne, Australia
28 Apr 07
I often ask the people asking for money that if I give them $(insert amount) then can I have $9higher amount) off them back as I don't have change... Great ex you have there....there is a reason they are called ex's though isn't there rofl
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