Two incredible new inventions!!
April 28, 2007 5:05pm CST
One is for your computer keyboard and the other is for every day use....now if we can only find someone smart enough to actually invent them... #1 The Keyboard Shocker.....there are a lot of people here at Mylot specifically that could benefit from this one. It consists of 2 bracelets that are wired into your keyboard. They measure your pulse and when the user gets angry or overheated....the keys will emit large electric shocks which will prevent you spewing your hateful garbage into the Mylot community....for the kinky amongs us, the bracelets can be interchanged with rings or clips that we can then strap onto our.......hmmmm, let's move on to the next one. #2 The Mouth Filter....this can be used anywhere and is a filter that is surgically implanted into the roof of your mouth. The filter will trap all those negative thoughts and hateful comments before they reach your tongue and are spread into the general public. Rinsing daily with Listerine will remove the clogged bad thoughts and send them back into the stomach where they are converted into human waste....(careful, may cause stomach ulcers) anyone else have any great inventions?