A funny - What Religion is your Bra?

United States
April 29, 2007 4:54pm CST
I don't normally even open forwards, but I got this from my sister and the title caught my eye and I had to laugh, so thought I'd share with you all too and hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of it. What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. " "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, " There's more than one type? " Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
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@brendalee (6082)
• United States
30 Apr 07
That was funny. I absolutely hate wearing a bra so I hardly ever do unless I am going out of the house. But now that I am older, I think my bra is more of the Salvation Army type and I still "can't complain".lol.
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@rsmith512 (1561)
• United States
30 Apr 07
Hahaha! You brave person. I was wondering if anyone was actually going to say anything about the religion of your bra! And, I loved the subtle "can't complain". LOL Kudos for the braveness!! :D
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@rsmith512 (1561)
• United States
30 Apr 07
The title on this caught me eye too! What are you talking about...bra's don't have a religion!! :) That is what I was thinking. Funny though, I didn't know that bra's have a religion. And, the bra sizes make sense now! LOL I was wondering why they have, D, and DD. Hahaha Double Dang!! :D Thanks for the good laugh! That is a great joke/funny! :DD
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• United States
30 Apr 07
Thank's for the very funny joke. I have heard it before but no one ever put the letter's in for bra size. I will have to forward this to all my friend's they will get a kick out of it. :) :) :)
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@brokentia (10389)
• United States
30 Apr 07
OK, I just can't bring myself to share what religion my bra is. ha ha But I will say, I thought this was absolutely funny!!! Thanks for sharing! This is something I am going to have to actually send to my mother because she would truly get a laugh out of it! :D
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• United States
30 Apr 07
I too thought it was just way to funny and one I hadn't seen before. glad I decided to actually hope this foward lol
• United States
30 Apr 07
ROFLMAO Ok, this was way too appropriate because I just recently purchased 2 new bra sets (very rare for me because I'm always the last to buy anything for me with 3 teens LOL) and I commented that it seriously had been so long since I bought new ones that I had forgotten what my last size was. I guessed, and wrong evidently because when they came they're too big! LOL By the way, I need a non-dennominational as I'm guessing they cover "all of the above" styles! LOL
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• United States
30 Apr 07
This made me laugh so hard :) THank you so much for sharing. I love it!!! Definitely one to pass along
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@hezoid (2144)
30 Apr 07
My bras (i just had two that i ordered delivered today!) are most definately Catholic! I think they may be a bit Salvation Army too...