The boy and the fat woman
By oscarbartoni
@oscarbartoni (2581)
United States
April 30, 2007 12:03pm CST
There was a woman in a long ine at a bank that was moving very slow. In frount of the boy and his mother was a very large woman in a business suit and a cell phone and also a pager. After a few minutes the boy says to his mother the the womaan in frount of them has a butt wider than he can stretch his arma out. His mother tells him to not make any commets about the woman in frount opf them. Finally the woman in frount of them reaches the teller and just then her pager starts to beep. The boys starts to yell"Watch out, she is backing up".
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
30 Apr 07
An Irishman was in the South of France and could not understand why Pierre had attracted so many girls on the beach and he had attracted no one. So he asked Pierre, "How do you manage to attract all the girls and I attract no one?"
Pierre said, "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming costume, it drives the women wild."
So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his costume and paraded up and down the beach. After a great many hours, however, he still failed to arouse a woman.
So the Irishman went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried it Pierre, it doesn't work!"
Pierre took one look at the Irishman and said, "You might try putting the potato in the front of your bathing suit!"
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