Cat Quotes

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Many are familure, but there are a few I haven't seen before: No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.-- Abraham Lincoln Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. -- Mark Twain The smallest feline is a masterpiece. -- Leonardo DA Vinci With Their qualities of cleanliness,discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? -- Fernand Mery I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? -- Montaigne After scolding one's cat, one looks into his face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that he understood every word and has filed it for reference. -- Charlotte Gray A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. -- George Mikes You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.-- George Mikes Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -- unknown A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. -- Sarah Thompson Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. -- Paul Gray There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life. Music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you, but if a cat does the same thing it's because your lap is warmer. -- A. N. Whitehead No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. -- Leo Dworken Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. -- George F. Will Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. -- James Gorman Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. But they don't always care enough to do anything about it. -- Winifred Carriere Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. -- Jean Burden The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. -- Lynn M. Osband As anyone who has ever been around a Cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. -- Cleveland Amor. A cat has absolute emotional honesty. Human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. - Ernest Hemingway You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. -- Sir Harry Swans