Good, Clean Jokes Of The Day!!

United States
May 4, 2007 10:34am CST
Everybody knows a good, clean joke. Got one? Let us read it, here. I'll start it off. Perfect Golf Shot Bob stood over his tee shot for a very long time, but didn't start his backswing. Finally his partner asked him what was taking him so long. Bob stated, my wife is watching us on the hill by the club house and I want to make a perfect shot. "Good Lord", his companion said,forget it, you don't have a snowballs chance in hell of hitting her, from here.
3 responses
• Philippines
5 May 07
lol..that was a nice one. try this one. A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
• United States
7 May 07
Hey Betty that was a nice joke and a clean one. It just goes to show that you can get a good laugh without cussing up a storm. I also would like to thank you for the website that you included in your message.
@mohit1123 (564)
• India
4 May 07
Its a good one but i bet u would find a better one
• United States
4 May 07
You are right, I do have some other jokes, which I will add to this discussion on a regular basis. The idea here is to get discusion participants to add there on jokes to share with others. I know you have atleast one good joke. C'mon add a joke and see if we can keep this ball rolling. It can't be that hard!!!!
@kathy77 (7487)
• Australia
4 May 07
Oh wow I loved this joke I often send clean jokes out and some others to give my fellow friends a laugh it is always great to brighten up others lives thank you for this and I shall share this with my family and friends.