Top 50 Oxymorons

@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
May 4, 2007 11:22pm CST
I think I like #6 the best! LOL "seemingly contradictory words that have the startling effect of a paradox" . . . and made us laugh :-) 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. American history 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33.Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25.Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance And the #1, top OXYMORON . . . Microsoft Works
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@brendakaya (2332)
• United States
2 Jul 07
Good list. Die ice cream? I wonder if it has any flavor? lol
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@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
3 Jul 07
That's a good question! LOL
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
30 Jun 07
Hi Katlady2, I loved reading these, I think my favorite are #20 and #5. But there all pretty good. Thanks for the laugh, Terry
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@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
3 Jul 07
LOL Glad I could brighten your day hon. I like #25 the best myself.
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@shivanm (211)
• Trinidad And Tobago
28 Jun 07
That's good, but I think the best one is.....are you ready? HAPPY MARRIAGE!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
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@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
3 Jul 07
Gotta good chuckle out of that one too huh? LOL
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@hezoid (2144)
5 May 07
These are good! The last one is unfortunately most definately true! My dad really loves oxymorons, i may pass this list on to him if you don't mind.
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@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
5 May 07
I hope he gets a good laugh from it too. Thanks hon.
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@sodapop (977)
• United States
30 Jun 07
I have been saying "same difference" for years to bother my kids. LOL
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@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
3 Jul 07
I say that one too, and my son usually rolls his eyes at me! LOL
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