Mental Hospital Hotline -- read this, it's funny!

what number did you press? - Can you translate these please? thank you?
@joycer (498)
Sri Lanka
May 7, 2007 3:05am CST
Mental Hospital Hotline answering machine messages: " Hello, and welcome to the mental hotline" --If you are obssessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. --If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. --If you have multiple personalities,press 3, 4, 5, and 6. --If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace you call. --If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship --If you have depression it doesn't matter which number This has been forwarded to me in my mobile. I like the mothership thing. I will press number 7! lol
2 responses
sodapop
@sodapop (977)
• United States
7 May 07
You know my son just got out of a mental hospital, so I don't find this joke funny. I feel it's just another reason for people not to take mental illness serious. And this is mental illness awareness week.
joycer
@joycer (498)
• Sri Lanka
7 May 07
So sad to hear that. I know that all of us are suffering from these mental illnesses and not just your son. Sorry for this topic.
sodapop
@sodapop (977)
• United States
7 May 07
Thank you for your kind words.
bettyrose20
@bettyrose20 (997)
• Philippines
8 May 07
fr www.ahajokes.com The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.