Messed Up Nursery Rhymes
@xfallenxlostx (2074)
United States
May 7, 2007 3:09am CST
Yes, these are all my own...here you are!
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke is crown
And Jill said "i always knew you were a worthless clutz."
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up trhe water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the dun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider went up the the spout and said "WTF? Why'd you wash me out like that b*tch?"
and the spout said "Cuz i don't want you up my a$$, you ho!"
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man!
Bake me a cake as fast as you can!
Pat it, and roll it and mark it with whatever you want
Because i'm hungry and i want my damned cake!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again cuz they lsot some of the pieces!
1 response
@fromthemirror (62)
• United States
15 May 07
roses are red
violets are blue
you can give me head
and i'll like it too.
@xfallenxlostx (2074)
• United States
23 May 07
OMG! You are so filthy, hon! But i love you anyhow...
