May 8, 2007 6:17pm CST
It's the first day of classes. You're nonchalantly sitting inside the air-conditioned classroom and waiting for the teacher to arrive. You're stunningly drop dead gorgeous crush then entered the classroom, sat a couple of seats in front of you, and you can't help but stare. Then, it happens. Suddenly. Something sinister erupted from where your crush was sitting. It's not only hilariously-sounding, it's also uncannily familiar. All-consuming stench follows. Yes, your crush unashamedly farted. What would you do? How would you react? How do you normally respond when someone farts? Kindly share your bizarre encounters.
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• United States
9 May 07
I agree that it would really be hard to hold your laughter in that situation, JessyBlue. I would have probably done the same thing, but to save my crush from further embarrassment, i may perhaps even quip that her cellphone has a nice customized ringing tone. lol... Thanks for your response, JessyBlue!;)
• United States
8 May 07
Haha that's a hilarious scenario. Well if I had a crush on the guy I probably wouldn't want to embarrass him, and I would feel really bad for him, and embarrassed for him, so I would probably pretend like I didn't notice. If everyone else started laughing then I probably couldn't help but laugh, but I'd try really hard not to lol. This doesn't happen very often at my school, but when it does it's usually a silent fart, and people are just like, "Eww what smells?!?!" Haha...good question!
9 Oct 07
a simple answer for that, farting inside the classrome especially your crush done it i will stay calm and silent and try not to laugh but if ever everybody rejoicing for that fart and the one who farted well i will join them why not!farting is very normal to us people,we need to release it but be sure to seek a place where you can fart.it is embarrasing if you fart to public then someone smells it yucks its a shame lol!
6 Oct 07
That was really funny but if that would happen to my crush i would try as uch as possible not to laugh not embarass him, but if he is laughing himself then i would feel free to laugh w/ him. Things like this happen all the time because it's normal, there really are times that we couldn't hold it even in public specially if your having a bad stomach lol!!! I once had a funny experience on this while riding on public utility vehicle (jeepney) an old woman at about 50's of age was waving her hand at a jeepney stop. She was big and git huge belly... as she stepped on the jeep she all were shocked to hear a loud fart, the jeepney step was too high so her legs squeezed her stomach that cause her to fart... I know that she was embarrased so i tried so hard not to laugh as some of the passengers started laughing, she never dared to look at anyone and at about a 10 feet ride she called the driver to stop.
• United States
6 Oct 07
It's really nice of you to be sensitive and considerate of others, mycharm88. Normally, a situation like that would easily elicit laughter from anyone, but it truly requires a great deal of self-restraint such as yours not to do so. To be honest, though, if I witnessed that jeep incident myself, even if I would really try my darn best to hold my laughter, I would perhaps eventually join the other passengers, if only to express my true reaction to such an awkwardly funny incident. Thanks a lot for openly sharing your fart experience (lol) and Happy myLotting! ;)
9 Nov 07
Well, I don't have any experiences with my crush farting in public and in the process shaming herself. But I had some experiences with me farting in public. Nothing alarming nor disgraceful because nobody bother to look at my way but I know they know that it was me who did the crime. :)
10 Nov 07
that's funny and pretty embarrassing because she's a girl. if a guy farted i wouldn't have restrained myself from laughing because guys usually dont care at all and they're usually the ones who reacts or laughs first. something like that would be pretty humiliating for a girl i guess. if it were me i definitely would want the earth swallow me haha...n_n
3 Jan 08
It happened when we had an exam.We were looking at our papers and then a weird but loud sound interrupted me.I looked back and tried to find the source of the sound,but unfortunately,the stench followed.I tried to cover my nose and mouth but it was too late.I smell it.Then my classmate looked at me and found I was staring at her.Her face turned red quickly.Then I noticed the laughter from her next seat.My friend couldn't help in laughing out.I tried not to laugh but finally I cannot because the whole classroom was full of laughters.
2 Jan 08
Hmm... I really don't know how to react to this when I read it. I most probably would try to ignore. But that would really depend on how smelly the fart is. No? Some fart is just sounds. No noticeable smells at all. It would also depend on how big a crush I have on her and whether she knows me or not. If she doesn't know me or notice me, this is the best opportunity to make her notice by saving her from the embarrassment. Admit that I am the one who farted by saying something like "Man~~~! Shouldn't have taken that extra slice of pumpkid pie for lunch. Sorry people... still digesting it. Pardon me for not being to hold that." than offer to open the windows or something and wink at her on the way back. She will for sure be able to notice you. And if luck is on your side, she would notice it, appreciate it and thank you for it. There goes your ice breaker to get to know her! Heh heh...
25 Dec 07
Oh, that's a funny one!:)If my crush does that kind of thing, I will surely can't help but just to cough out the laugh that will come out from me. And that sound sure is a nasty one.lol! I had this experience in a hardware store. I was by myself at this particular aisle, checking out some stuffs. When this old man suddenly appeared and also checked out some items. Now, there was only the TWO OF US in that aisle. And all of a sudden, the air around me smelled so bad and awful!!!I know it wasn't me so who else?! And I was waiting if the old man will just smile apologetically but he did nothing. He went on checking the item he was holding as if he didn't do anything to pollute the air I was breathing!lol!