# What makes 100%?

@Zalvor (727)
Turkey
May 11, 2007 12:34am CST
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100% And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103% AND, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.
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@barnkinney (1343)
• Philippines
11 May 07
i know this would sound geeky.. but have you tried Jesus Christ?! you might be surprised.. - barn kinney http://barncogitations.blogdrive.com/ http://barncogitations.blogspot.com/ 