May 11, 2007 2:29am CST
i wanna laugh whenever i open my account here in myLot, could u share one of your jokes for me? i give u one.....basketball players are poor in bed because they dribble first before they shoot...
1 Jan 08
Okay I hope this can help a bit I have two. Joe is drinking a drink in his local bar when in walks this gogeous woman. Joe,not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time.""Look," says the woman. "what do you think I am? I don't turn into a s**t after 3 drinks, you know!""OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take? "A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist. "My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am so******* hideous that no one will associate with me, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?""Why, certainly! Helping people feel much better about themselves is my area of expertise. I can start making you feel more confident about your appearance right here and now.""Oh, I am so grateful! What should I do first?""First things first. Just walk over to the other side of the room and lie face down on my couch."LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE...