Homer drank from a bloody stump because I shot my eye out.

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Here's a new one, friends & fellow Lotaholics, this one is TV/movie persona-based - type out the sentence you end up with and leave it below. Pick your favorite color: Red------Barney ran over Blue-----Mickey Mouse danced on Yellow---------Britney Spears shaved Green-----------Charlie Sheen smoked Orange-----------Marty McFly travelled through Purple----------E.T. phoned Brown-----------Rosie O'Donnell exposed Black-------Donald Trump combed over White-------Gomez Addams kissed Pink------Homer drank from Turquois----Bart skateboarded over Not listed----Stewie plotted to kill Pick the day your birthday was/will be on this year: Sunday----my little toe Monday----sand from the beach Tuesday----big nasty boogers Wednesday----my secret lover Thursday----a bloody stump Friday----the bouffant on my head Saturday----a big bowl of Froot Loops Pick the type of underwear you are wearing: Boxers---------because I am the BOMB! Panties----------because it's fun to be stupid. Tighty whiteys------because I ate all the drumsticks. Cotton with floral print----because I like it like that. Thongs---------because crap is king. Colored briefs-------because puking is an art. None----because I shot my eye out. Haynes---------because I put the X in SEXY. Fruit of the Loom----------because I need mental help. Now type out the sentence you made and leave it below for others to enjoy. I can't wait to see what yours. Mine is the title, btw.