Sims 2: The Game Your Neighbors Can Unwittingly Play!

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So I decided to make a household in the Sims 2 based off of my neighbors, a redneck group of angry, violent, abusive sociopaths with more dysfunction than the Simpsons, but not as much as the Osbournes. Almost as much as the Sopranos, maybe. So anyways, I made them a rectangular, trailer-like house, because I imagine that's what the interior of their real-life rectangular, trailer-like house might look like. "Hey, we gots a ghee-roj!" Of course, maybe it's unfair to say they're strictly hillbillies, because the wife-beating child-abusing father has a distinct New York accent, as anyone within a three mile radius of him when he's screaming at his kids can tell. Admittedly I should reedit the family's faces so that the wife looks more beat-up and daytime-hooker-like like in real life. Each kid is named after a different type of car, like Porsche or Corvetter or Ford or Honda or Yugo. Anyways, within the first week huge piles of trash obscured traffic and cockroaches menaced the ever-pregnant mother. The daughter, a career-cashier, had to be fired from my other Sim family's job, because she would always get into fights with this other female teenaged coworker. Now that Sims Pets has been out for several months now, I ought to get started on their animal-abusing activities. So what kinds of dysfunctional families have you made in the Sims 2?