How did you even get here
May 14, 2007 5:05am CST
one winter morning, an employee exlained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously. "oh, yeah? Then how did you even get there?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."